Eradicator of synthetics.

Being half vegetable, half machine makes one impervious to irony.

Cyborganic held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 20, 2008 to Monday, November 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Spartame to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Local 696.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Rob Weychert.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I assume he has a high iron content?

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Ooh I TOTALLY want a T-shirt with this hero's additional notes!
    Have been watching this site for a long time. Love it. Thanx guys!

    Mic | [ a ]
  3. Isn't this a bit like Blade Runner? The eradicator of synthetics is itself clearly synthetic.

    Robert | [ a ]
  4. Robert: Good call; I hadn't even thought of that. I think we can all agree, though, that Blade Runner would have been a much better film if Rutger Hauer had in some way resembled a carrot.

    Rob Weychert | [ a ]
  5. Oh dang, I hadn't even caught the carrot reference in the drawing. Guess I'm not too good with subtlety at 9 am.

    steve | [ a ]
  6. Punny Goodness in every (many) ways!

    Well Done Mr Weychart!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. sorry... Weychert

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  8. Haha. I've been needing a new logo for my website,
    Good inspiration! Thanks!

    destoo | [ a ]
  9. oooooooooo, definitely shirt worthy!

    I like it!.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  10. Best. Additional Notes. Ever.

    Fabes | [ a ]
  11. I really love his attitude...Impressive how you managed to make him look so smug and yet so belligerent with hardly any details to work with! A classic! And the puns too, of course...

    Aron | [ a ]
  12. i would also like a shirt please.

    k.t. strasse | [ a ]

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