The Sword Swallower held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 01, 2008 to Friday, December 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Picket Fencer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Upchuck.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Employs mind-bending therapeutic listening powers. It turns out the Floor Kraken is actually just a metaphor for Capn' Skard's father.