The Sword Swallower

The Sword Swallower

Blades are only meals to the Sword Swallower.

He who lives by the sword digests by the sword.

The Sword Swallower held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 01, 2008 to Friday, December 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Picket Fencer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Upchuck.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Holy cow this is soooo awesome Sutter!
    love the type and the hero- you took this one to another level! hah

    niff | [ a ]
  2. Great artwork! The drawing is definitely how I feel some days after too much sword swallowing!

    Do you mind if I post this on the cartoons section of the Sword Swallower's Association International's "Sword Swallowing To the Hilt" website at

    Thanks for a great drawing!

    Looking forward to hearing from you!

    All the best,

    Dan Meyer
    Executive Director
    Sword Swallowers Assoc Int'l (SSAI)
    Sword Swallowing to the Hilt

    Cutting Edge Innertainment

    Dan Meyer | [ a ]
  3. You do realize that this picture has a naughty hidden 'sword'... a little too to the left.

    Daniel Craig | [ a ]
  4. I eat da sword, chomp chomp.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Just to let anyone wondering know, I'm having some issues with my servers, so I can't upload Thursday's hero just yet - hopefully I'll have things sorted out by tomorrow.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. @daniel: i feel dirty now.

    k.t. strasse | [ a ]

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