
The Sword Swallower held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 01, 2008 to Friday, December 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Picket Fencer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Upchuck.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within. Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.