Lawn Moe held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 09, 2008 to Thursday, December 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Upchuck to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Slumbering Giant.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.