The Slumbering Giant

The Slumbering Giant

Can't stand loud, mechanized noises.

Lawn Moe probably should have waited until at least 9:00 to start mowing varmints.

It has been observed that at some point in the past the Slumbering Giant appears to have been a victim of the Sinister Swapper.

The Slumbering Giant held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 11, 2008 to Monday, December 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lawn Moe to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Night Mayor.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Looking at those feet makes me wonder if he technically has a "little toe," as opposed to all "BIG OL' TOEZ."

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Mercy me, his feet have been switched!

    Bite | [ a ]
  3. Yes, it looks like the Sinister Swapper has been in action!

    #54 | [ a ]
  4. So, his feet are swapped. I'm not gonna tell him... at least, not until he wakes up.

    Mancho | [ a ]
  5. Wow... great call on the Sinister Swapper! I can't even remember back to Halloween. I'm impressed, 54.

    nightfly | [ a ]

    I drew him initially without his legs crossed, and then I thought "Hey! People cross their legs at the ankles when they sleep like that". But I forgot to redraw the feet!

    Although... I really like the Sinister Swapper explanation... gives you insight into the battles that go on off-site ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  7. is that his hair or one of those things you use to cover your eyes with? I like the decoration on it

    mikkel | [ a ]
  8. Instead of "Squit!" it should have just said "Snooze".

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  9. Hey.

    I don't know why, but he reminds me Snorlax, the Pokemon.

    I little bit awakened, tough.

    Faust | [ a ]
  10. Ooops. typing error above. It's no "I little...", it's "A little..."

    Anyway...greetings from Brazil! Ur drawings r simply awesome!!!

    Faust | [ a ]

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