The Rooster

The Rooster

His caw... brings dawn!

That Mayor is a lot less threatening in the light. His tights aren't very flattering.

The Rooster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 18, 2008 to Tuesday, January 06, 2009, heartily vanquishing Night Mayor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Pillow Fighter.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I imagined William Shatner saying: His Caw... ...Brings Dawn!
    I don't know why.

    Dan | [ a ]

  2. I'm very interested in The Rooster's power. Can he REALLY caw, say, at 10PM and the sun would rise? Imagine the chaos!

    Or can he only caw when the sun is actually rising? Which would just make him a big ol' silly.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Of course he controls the sun! Otherwise, how could he be super?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. Kevin, this might be my favorite costumed-humanoid hero.

    Jason | [ a ]

  5. So ... once the sun is up, he's powerless—he just waits for darkness again?

    Adam | [ a ]

  6. The most interesting thing about this hero is that his power vanquishes a hero whose power is pretty much the same...terrorizing sleeping people.

    A bit of irony, too, it that this hero defeats not only the last hero, but the hero that the last hero defeated.

    He's meta-super.

    James | [ a ]

  7. Hmm. Not sure what this means for the next Super... they'll come to snuff The Rooster, but ya know he ain't gonna die. Very tricky...

    Jared | [ a ]

  8. Haven't laughed out loud in a while till this guy came along. His costume is incredible. Are those his real feet or are they rooster-feet boots?

    Dear Brave Sarah | [ a ]

  9. What? useless you say, once the sun has arisen? Take a look at those sharp-pointy claws! definitely scarier than any rabbit i know.

    cluckcluck | [ a ]

  10. Didn't Alice in Chains write a song about this guy?

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  11. Look out everyone, it's CHICKENFOOT!!!

    Jesse | [ a ]

  12. DANOHH> as Jared wrote:
    "they'll come to snuff The Rooster, but ya know he ain't gonna die."

    mikkel | [ a ]

  13. His caw brings dawn. Too funny.

    Varick Rosete | [ a ]

  14. Wow that is one awesome wattle he has. Great stuff Kevin!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  15. to defeat the rooster you should do something like the el chupacabra, but instead of being a goat sucker it eats chickens

    Laurel | [ a ]

  16. to defeat the rooster you should do something like the el chupacabra, but instead of being a goat sucker it eats chickens

    Laurel | [ a ]

  17. "That Mayor is a lot less threatening in the light"

    I know some girls that are less atractive in the light.

    Faust | [ a ]

  18. huh. so if he caws at noontime, the sun will rise again? useful for when he's late for a meeting...

    alvin | [ a ]

  19. appreciation you for sponsoring the materials, a lot of riveting low-down. sympathetic-bye.

    cevuaazo pornez | [ a ]

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