Vertigopher

Vertigopher

Dizzying the steadiest of foes into collapse.

He puts a negative spin on everything.

Vertigopher held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 12, 2009 to Saturday, January 17, 2009, heartily vanquishing Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Verminatrix.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I'm just going to assume that Vertigopher remains suspended in air for the entirety of the spinning session. A complimentary power!

    burt | [ a ]

  2. How about that arm! A higly specialized rodent, to say the least. And i love his face, too!

    aron | [ a ]

  3. Made out of powerfulness, maybe, but not coordinatedness.

    Who can defeat this beast? Only Bill Murray...

    Chris | [ a ]

  4. I like how The Vertographer is a beaver.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  5. Alfred Hitchcock's most reliable friend!

    Faust | [ a ]

  6. This is a great setup. Can't wait till tomorrow.

    IANCORY: Don't you mean Vertigopher? Aaand ... he's a gopher. A sure-footed gopher.

    adam | [ a ]

  7. Upchuck's cousin, perhaps?

    Veggieburger | [ a ]

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