The Mighty Boogala

The Mighty Boogala

Disgusts dates by hiding under the noses of potential suitors.

Your nose only runs because it's trying to get away!

The Mighty Boogala held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 26, 2009 to Thursday, January 29, 2009, heartily vanquishing Dehydrodater to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Under Taker.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I won't be the one to do it, Sutter, but you know someone will mention that the Dehydrodater doesn't seem to have a nose. ;)

    burt | [ a ]

  2. That just means the boogala has NOWHERE to hide.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean he doesn't have one.

    sutter | [ a ]

  4. Blorf. Today's word of the day!

    Great Work Matt!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  5. I think this superhero's true power is that he will clog up the Dehydrodater's tear vacuum.

    ALex | [ a ]

  6. Isn't a booger monster on a nose-less face all the more disgusting? "How did it get there?", She'll wonder as she screams and runs away.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  7. I just threw up a little. Icky, but very effective.

    sammy | [ a ]

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