Mythologically scrubbing and scraping things top to bottom

Half man, half bull, half janitor, half unable to calculate fractions with a mop.

Janitaur held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 02, 2009 to Tuesday, May 12, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Under Taker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cow Catcher.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The towel holder is a nice touch! Also, in my mind I keep pronouncing Janitaur like it is French.

    Jon | [ a ]
  2. Ahhhh, behold the power of the pun.

    Its might is truly on to marvel at.

    And that's no bull.

    burt | [ a ]
  3. I lost a good portion of my weekend to this site. I love what you've got going here. Your wit and art skills are downright inspiring.

    Yet Another Kevin | [ a ]
  4. I believe that guy actually worked as a janitaur at my high school....No finding your way out with a ball of twine on his watch. "That's a fire hazard!"

    Aron | [ a ]
  5. The additional notes made me laugh till my sides hurt. Well done.

    Mario | [ a ]
  6. very well done!

    chrism | [ a ]
  7. His foil should be "The Econo-mist," evaporator of jobs.

    Chris | [ a ]
  8. I thought I was the only one scrubbing things mythologically.

    This is a ruse!

    adamiswater | [ a ]

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