Fermenting Tank

Fermenting Tank

Traps slugs and snails.

It does a pretty fair job on fraternity boys as well.

Fermenting Tank held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 28, 2009 to Monday, June 01, 2009, heartily vanquishing Super Nail-Eating Snail to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Falsetto.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Ohhhh snap @ frat boys.

    Kevin spares no one.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. But what a way to go...

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  3. My mom would keep beer in her basement fridge for catching slugs. I was over for the holidays this past season and decided to have one for myself. The beer tasted horrible so I checked the "born on" date and it was from 2002. I still have the taste in my mouth.

    DanOhh | [ a ]
  4. My roommate and I make out own beer. We've had beer bottles explode and send shards into the walls. Truly, alcohol is the superest of them all!

    Gerren | [ a ]
  5. Aww.. the little guy is holding his breath.. that's too adorable. I kind of wish that he wasn't defeated. Hopefully the next super hero is adorable.

    lindsey | [ a ]

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