Pitching Plant

Pitching Plant

Ensures that young boys keep their singing voices.

A lot of Puberteam's targets are going to lose their... uh... "signal beacons".

Pitching Plant held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, June 18, 2009 to Monday, June 22, 2009, heartily vanquishing Puberteam to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Crabby Grass.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Well I think this hero wins the title for 'worst accompanying mental image' ...poor boy band, but at least they'll do well in a choir.

    Terry Maranda | [ a ]

  2. True. And not much will change. Except the average age of their adoring fan will go from 14 to 41.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. The only response I can think of for this is a facepalm.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  4. This is beautiful. :)

    lindsey | [ a ]

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