Crabby Grass held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 22, 2009 to Thursday, June 25, 2009, heartily vanquishing Pitching Plant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Vaporizes even the most volatile teams. The only thing Turpen Team will be fighting from now on are oxygen and nitrogen molecules. And trace amounts of argon and carbon dioxide.