Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome

Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome

Destroys the resale value of entire neighborhoods in seconds.

Margo had four simultaneous heart-attacks when that Canadian family moved in. She won't survive this.

Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 30, 2009 to Thursday, July 02, 2009, heartily vanquishing Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Grill Mark.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator John Martz.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Love it.

    bronko | [ a ]

  2. Can I get one for my stepmom?

    Megan | [ a ]

  3. "Wizzytinkle"...

    Well, that explains the brown patches on the lawn.

    Love it.

    xopher.tm | [ a ]

  4. I think it's great that the Christmas lights are still up in July! So tacky. I'm looking at you, grandma.

    WeaponX | [ a ]

  5. Awesome

    Gerren | [ a ]

  6. Gnomes ususally freak me out, but I just wanna hug this little fellow! XD

    Brittany | [ a ]

  7. Totally awesome. I need a few of those to drive my "Martha Stewart on steroids" neighbor crazy.

    ricki | [ a ]

  8. brilliant!

    DrunkenSockMonkey | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Barberbarian

Barberbarian

Crudely removes hair. Those forest creatures are a lot less heart-meltingly cute without their fur. Hmmm.