Grill Mark

Grill Mark

Cooks tacky lawn dwellers: well done.

Rack of Gnome ribs and pink flamingo-dogs are essential for any summer cookout.

Grill Mark held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 02, 2009 to Tuesday, July 07, 2009, heartily vanquishing Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Snuffer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I must have a sick mind because I'll never look at ash piles left from grills the same now.

    Belegurth | [ a ]

  2. I for one will no longer take visiting gnomes on a tour of my barbeque pit. I didn't realize how insensitive I was being.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. ^ Kevin how could you!

    Trunk | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Carb Cutter

Carb Cutter

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.