Antique King

Antique King

Things that enter his holy collection never leave

While he's at it, he might as well grab that handlebar mustache too.

Antique King held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 08, 2009 to Tuesday, July 14, 2009, heartily vanquishing Snuffer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Combustecles.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. love the additional notes! and those thigh high stockings are priceless! love your work guys

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  2. He vanquishes by getting them while they sleep and throwing flour in their face.

    DanOhh | [ a ]
  3. first thought when I saw Antique King is that he gets defeated by Check Mate... Unfortunately I have know idea what that would look like :-)

    Thedave | [ a ]
  4. That robe is a little too north of the knee.

    Belegurth | [ a ]
  5. That's how we like it :D

    Fantastic fantastic fantastic site guys! This is the absolutely best site I've found while google serching quite randomly!

    wallpabers | [ a ]

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