Combustecles held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 14, 2009 to Wednesday, July 15, 2009, heartily vanquishing Antique King to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Sigmas.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Replaces right feet with left feet. Try all she might, The Clogger just won't be able to dance again.