Invented history's first bomb.

"It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.

Combustecles held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 14, 2009 to Wednesday, July 15, 2009, heartily vanquishing Antique King to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Sigmas.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That is probably my favorite Additional Note of all time. Well done.

    G-wen | [ a ]
  2. Score!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. I just love the dynamite with the sun-dial timer.

    Belegurth | [ a ]
  4. Alfred Nobel is rolling over in his grave.

    Gerren | [ a ]
  5. He was already rolling over in his grave. Max Ferdinand Perutz having to SHARE the 1962 Nobel Prize in Chemistry with a hack like John Cowdery Kendrew? PSSSSHAW!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. G-WEN: I agree, best additional notes yet. And i'm going to say, probably my favorite all around character! Well done!

    Adam | [ a ]

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