Transmog

Transmog

Turns chicken into other animals that taste like chicken.

No one would invite a gnu to a party. Not even other Gnus!

Transmog held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 28, 2009 to Wednesday, July 29, 2009, heartily vanquishing Party Fowl to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Vegang.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I love the one snaggle tooth. It makes me think Trans Mog's about to utter something witty, along the lines of, "Gaahh, what's THIS button for?"
    Also, Kevin, no love for the noble Gnu? Besides, you know Mojo would put them on the guest list.

    Matt | [ a ]

  2. Well, Mojo will put ANYONE on the guest list, if he thinks they'll bring a present.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. I always thought that man had more of a pork like flavor to it.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  4. You can never have too many antennae, or is it antennas?

    Belegurth | [ a ]

  5. Transmog looks to me like the shady uncle of Domino's Pizza old mascot The Noid. What does he do with all that chicken flavored meat?

    mm | [ a ]

  6. He throws the biggest damn barbecues in all of Superest City.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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