The Microwave of Mutilation

The Microwave of Mutilation

Turns anything metal into an explosion of sparks

His Teflon body is also easily cleaned when your Hot Pocket explodes.

The Microwave of Mutilation held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 10, 2009 to Thursday, August 13, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Foiler to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Tupperwarrior.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. You know, this is the first thing I thought of when I tried to think of an opponent for the Foiler...

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  2. What if The Foiler is using plastic wrap?

    #54 | [ a ]
  3. plastic wrap would have a worse fate from my experience lol

    Alexander | [ a ]
  4. The Foiler would never use plastic wrap. That's why he's the Foiler and not the Plastic Rapper. (assuming he would have gold chains and a "grill" all made of Saran wrap)

    sutter | [ a ]
  5. You'll think the Foiler is dead, but he'll sail away.

    P Dobry | [ a ]
  6. ZOMGZ Pixies Reference!!!!!

    BlackFrancisLover15 | [ a ]

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The Metrics

The Metrics

Have no use for feet. The Metrics will measure up to be your worst nightmare.