Impervious to microwaves.

Watch out! He has a spoon!

Tupperwarrior held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 13, 2009 to Monday, August 17, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Microwave of Mutilation to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Lid Lemur.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. HAHHA, this guy should get defeated by that leftover Chinese food I've had in the back of my fridge for the last month. I swear I heard it moving around in there last night.

    Gerren | [ a ]
  2. Was it building a wall to keep out the leftover Mongolian food?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. When you hear the signature "burp", you know that freshness and death are guaranteed.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  4. Oh man... that would have been an awesome additional note!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  5. The last few Supers make me think of Dungeons & Dragons: Kitchen Edition.

    Belegurth | [ a ]
  6. The next opponent; The Soccer Moms; This team of mothers will rip him apart and hold tupperware parties.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  7. @ Kevin: Feel free to swipe my line, I never bother to copyright my material anyway. ;)

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  8. Want this on a shirt now.

    Derek G. | [ a ]
  9. I wonder what the plastic version of a Rust Monster would be?

    DanOhh | [ a ]
  10. Oh, I defeated this guy many times over by simply leaving stuff in him and never getting rid of it. After a certain time you just dump him in the trash without even looking...

    Aron  | [ a ]

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