The Living Expenses

The Living Expenses

Crusher of dreams... swallower of plans.

This horrid beast is found everywhere. Except in your parent's basement. Better hide there.

The Living Expenses held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 27, 2009 to Tuesday, September 01, 2009, heartily vanquishing Artist Son to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Will And Testament.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Oh man, this is hilarious! I've definitely experienced the wrath of this guy.

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]

  2. The worst part is that each time you pay off one living expense, the head falls off and is replaced by two more.

    Consulting my D&D monster manual, fire or +2 magical weapons are going to be needed.

    (Jokes based on that thing being a Hydra)

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  3. Fire won't work. It'll just produce hordes more heads including the infamous new apartment deposit head. Unless, of course, you have the +5 magic insurance policy...

    anymouse | [ a ]

  4. I will use my +5 Backscratcher (rolls Dex check = 1) ahh damn I broke it.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  5. To be defeated by Otto the Lotto ticket?

    VercaLos | [ a ]

  6. How on earth are you going to bash this beast? So many have tried and failed to placate it... and none have returned alive!
    No, wait, I tell a lie. That kid a couple years back was alive, but he couldn't stop banging his head against walls afterward. . . poor guy.
    *shiver*

    ejaycee | [ a ]

  7. oh, snap, sutter, he totes got you!

    k.e.n. | [ a ]

  8. Now that one is scary for real!

    aron  | [ a ]

  9. ajob223 - ROFLOL, I needed that laugh for the day.

    Is it sad my first thought was Fluffy and poor 'ol Hagrid.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  10. my first thought was an inheritance from rich uncle moneybags. but he would have to die to defeat the living expenses. he could then be defeated by insurance fraud investigator.

    the dave | [ a ]

  11. I'd also like to add that I find it amusing that the four most important living expenses appear to be food, clothing, rent, and prostitutes.

    What kind of hat is the "rent" head wearing?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  12. AJOB223 - Prostitutes? That's the Artist Girlfriend, she's the one who convinces you to fill a bathtub with chardonnay and live (well, for a while at least) sturgeon as an "installation showing the decadence of the western civilization" (and of course you'll put up the money, cause she's too "artistic" to dabble with such).
    Or, to put it bluntly: she's the Yoko to your hubris ;)

    Mabande | [ a ]

  13. *screams in terror*

    Fabian | [ a ]

  14. yeah, the artist's girlfriend... thats a euphemistic way of putting it...

    thanx4allthefish | [ a ]

  15. xDDD Good picture

    nice blog see u!

    CMYK | [ a ]

  16. No love for the additional note? That thing has me sputtering beverage everywhere.

    nightfly | [ a ]

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