Will And Testament

Will And Testament

Possess an insatiable hunger for rich relatives.

Once Uncle Morty's inheritance check comes in, those Living Expenses will be paid in full. You may have to spend the night in a haunted house to get the money though.

Will And Testament held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 to Thursday, September 03, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Living Expenses to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Loophole.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Love the sun glasses! though I'm not sure how he keeps them on.

    Nice font also.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  2. Are they any relation to the Wonder Twins?

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  3. Man, EVERYBODY has an Uncle Bob! C'mon, show of hands.

    eluv | [ a ]

  4. *ticks relatives off on fingers* Uncle Kieth, Uncle Terry, Uncle Tom, Uncle George, Uncle Don... Nope. No Uncle Bob.. I do have a sister named Alice, though. But she's not rich, and even if she was, I'd rather have her among the living.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  5. i AM an uncle bob...

    artfullydone | [ a ]

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