Harold the Grate

Harold the Grate

Reduces sponges to a pile of squishy dust.

Seriously though, this guy is the hardest thing to scrub clean since the invention of bread bowls.

Harold the Grate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, September 28, 2009 to Thursday, October 01, 2009, heartily vanquishing Desikkate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Wonder Rind.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Well, isn't this just grate? How do you beat someone who's grate? Bring in someone grater?(sic)

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  2. Love how you did the "A" in "GRATE"!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  3. Brilliant! Love it - truly grate hero!

    opspraak | [ a ]
  4. Even worse, this hero has defeated us all, with the gratest of egregious puns.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  5. sooo awesome Sutter. really seriously awesome. I love this style!

    niff | [ a ]
  6. i also love the style of this!
    also, i hate cleaning those damn things! i was just doing so last week and i was cursing it.

    karla | [ a ]
  7. I can't help but wonder why it wasn't Alexander the Grate...

    Ometiklon | [ a ]
  8. I know by experience that this defeater of sponges, fingers and knuckles alike can itself only be defeated by the cold hands of time...eventually it goes dull, and then it's no grate fun trying to grate your carrots, I can tell you!

    Aron  | [ a ]
  9. Why does he remind me of Silent Hill?

    Mikkel | [ a ]
  10. A passing resemblance to pyramid head?

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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