Jerry Curl

Jerry Curl

His hair makes all surfaces slippery.

It's as if the floor were paved with banana peels. Yeah, slippery, I know!

Jerry Curl held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 13, 2009 to Thursday, October 15, 2009, heartily vanquishing Stampete, The One-Man Herd to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Buster Booster.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. just let your SOOOOOUUULL GLOW!

    si thornton | [ a ]
  2. SOUL GLO! That's exactly what I thought of too :)

    mikkel | [ a ]
  3. Is it me, or does Jerry Curl resemble Howard Stern?

    NETDRUID | [ a ]
  4. ha ha ha! @ SI Thornton. That's a great connection, hilarious!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  5. Oh, Lord have mercy, was my first thought upon seeing this. I was just having a conversation about the jerhi curl with my friends a few days ago: we fear its return

    comngt2amrca | [ a ]
  6. Definetly one of the more disturbing ones.... 0_o

    Aron  | [ a ]

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