Spring Break Monster
Irresistible to any sophomore
"Go wild" while partaking in binge drinking, recreational drug use and casual sex—All while being slowly digested between the cleavage of it's bountiful breasts.
A sensual addition to the The Sultry Sex Squad.
Spring Break Monster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 17, 2009 to Thursday, November 19, 2009, heartily vanquishing Sophomore Album to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gravitiki.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Spin Doctor
His destructive cyclones make any scandal old news. This just in! A giant tornado has made us forget what we were talking about!