Radiates a force of Pull.

The Spring Break Monster just aged by about 60 years. Good luck trying to feed.

Gravitiki held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 19, 2009 to Monday, November 23, 2009, heartily vanquishing Spring Break Monster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Friction Affliction.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That is just outstanding. I especially like the sagging taking place right before our very eyes.

    Matt | [ a ]
  2. That's just wonderful art and a marvellous defeat...I had several comments I'd like to make, but they are all far too politically incorrect for all sorts of reasons...

    aron  | [ a ]
  3. This is amazing. I love the woodcut style stuff you do. Would like more.

    Ian Corey | [ a ]
  4. This could be headed toward the end. Gravity has been introduced. Enough gravity and you get a black hole, which leaves nothing around. Which the unopposinator can then vanquish.

    anon | [ a ]
  5. The sad fact of the matter is: Gravitiki can do more impresive feats with gravity but will inevitably be snubbed out before anybody can see them.
    Even worse this will probably be all people will remember him for and his public image will be diminshed to nothing. Then chances are some member of his family will decide to put somthing amazingly stupid regarding this incident on his tombstone and he will be regarded as a laughing stock for the rest of time.

    He still won't have it as bad as thet father nature guy, mind.

    Tombot | [ a ]
  6. Kevin- I'm really digging the different styles from your past few.

    But 60 years is a slow death, can we see the process of the sag?

    David Rodriguez | [ a ]

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