Friction Affliction

Friction Affliction

Leader of the surface resistance

His force is directly proportional to the pressure applied to him.

Friction Affliction held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 23, 2009 to Friday, November 27, 2009, heartily vanquishing Gravitiki to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lew Bricate.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Teph Lonn; Non-Stick Kung-Fu Master;

    Without any friction, opponents are bound to slip up.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  2. Viva la Resistance!!!

    My first thought was of the movie Top Secret

    netdruid | [ a ]
  3. very clever!!!

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  4. gripping!

    grg | [ a ]
  5. @Sutter, very well thought out!
    @Vercalos, dude, that's hilarious. Wish you had submitted it though.
    @GRG, funny!

    James | [ a ]
  6. I like the play on words in "Leader of the Surface Resistance." Normally the Resistance would be underground, of course. Clever.

    Linsel | [ a ]
  7. Very great site.
    The information here is very helpful.

    I will tell my friends.


    whey.protein.side.effects | [ a ]

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