Friction Affliction held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 23, 2009 to Friday, November 27, 2009, heartily vanquishing Gravitiki to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lew Bricate.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Pummels foes with his fleshless limbs. Our feathered friend better bone up on his starvation skills.