Hot Koko

Hot Koko

Warms up cold climates.

Polar bears love flowers and fields of green right?

A sensual addition to the The Sultry Sex Squad.

Hot Koko held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 21, 2009 to Thursday, December 24, 2009, heartily vanquishing North Polar Bear to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Ghost of Christmas Fat.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. mmm, hot koko by the fire… but not too close… or maybe…?

    Eric Guess | [ a ]

  2. That bra looks padded.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Yeah baby, give us some of that global warming!

    Aron  | [ a ]

  4. best marshmallow boobs i ever saw.

    Big A | [ a ]

  5. I hope that is whip cream on her head and not something else. :)

    Chris | [ a ]

  6. Chris: It's not mayonnaise if that's what you're thinking.

    Sutter | [ a ]

  7. I think he was implying it's a hat. He'd hope it's whip cream instead of a hat. I can't help but agree.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  8. Are those marshmallow mammaries... or are those styrofoam D cups?

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  9. now see, i thought that was hair gel.
    are those marshmallows? I thought those were jugs... mugs, sorry.

    James | [ a ]

  10. This Koko seems to be very rich.

    With puns.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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