Stare-oid

Stare-oid

Shrinks balls with his stare.

If only the Abdominal Snowman had been made out of cubes. Or could run.

Stare-oid held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 07, 2010 to Tuesday, January 12, 2010, heartily vanquishing The Abdominal Snowman to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dragonion.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Luckily having smaller balls will make his carrot seem larger.

    WeaponX | [ a ]

  2. A ring-a-ding-ding! *rimshot*

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Soooooo wrong.

    Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
    Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

    Somejeff | [ a ]

  4. ROFL
    oh my stars and garters thats funny

    James | [ a ]

  5. Effin' Genious stuff

    Mack | [ a ]

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