Omnivore

Omnivore

Eats both plants and animals.

I suspect Dragonion was bred entirely for this guy to eat.

Omnivore held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 14, 2010 to Monday, January 18, 2010, heartily vanquishing Dragonion to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Bus Boy!.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He certainly looks healthy!

    Paul | [ a ]

  2. Dragon is nature's miracle meat. And the onion is nature's onion.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. It is absolutely great that he has to give the finger to his .. meal.. in order to cut it up and eat him.. mmm

    Tanya | [ a ]

  4. wow you guys SO rock! un--ing believeable!

    till | [ a ]

  5. also: let the slicing and dicing begin!

    till | [ a ]

  6. It must especialy hurt to have retractable forks.

    Tombot | [ a ]

  7. So, I'm guessing that when those things retract, the sound effect is "snackt" instead of "snickt"?

    JBLIII | [ a ]

  8. Nice embroidered napkin, bub.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  9. or he could have been "Omnivoreen"

    Gorshnoogle | [ a ]

  10. Now this guy I can relate to.

    WeaponX | [ a ]

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