Comedefuser held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 25, 2010 to Thursday, January 28, 2010, heartily vanquishing Maître Dynamite to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stage Hook.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Siphons moisture. Poor Amphibiore. He's about be the amphibian equivalent of a raisin. Though I bet even he will taste better in a cookie. Take that, raisins.