Comedefuser

Comedefuser

Defuses explosive situations with comedy.

He's the only bomb squad that is followed by a rim-shot after a bomb is defused.

Comedefuser held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 25, 2010 to Thursday, January 28, 2010, heartily vanquishing Maître Dynamite to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stage Hook.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. What do you get when you cross a bomb with a laxative?

    On second thought, you don't want to know.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  2. Hey - is he choking that chicken? On stage? yikes

    madman | [ a ]

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