Stage Hook

Stage Hook

Removes "undesirable" acts.

Comedefuser is about to learn that comedy isn't just about timing. It's also about peripheral vision.

Stage Hook held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 28, 2010 to Monday, February 01, 2010, heartily vanquishing Comedefuser to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Straightener.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I really like the Shakespeare meets Snidely Whiplash look of this guy.

    Paul | [ a ]

  2. I think they did meet in real life. Didn't they release an album together?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Does he shove em' into that barrel after?

    Tombot | [ a ]

  4. Haha... I totally forgot that barrel was supposed to have props sticking out. I guess I got distracted with the writing part of things.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. Peripheral vision.. that reminds me of Steven Wright. "I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, only way off to the side."

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  6. Haha... I totally forgot that barrel was supposed to have props sticking out.
    I guess that also accounts for him leaning on thin air? Or perhaps he is appearing out of it to avoid the Comedefuser's peripheral vision? Hmm.. Pio | [ a ]

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