The Straightener
Straightens all things crooked
When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?
The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Party Animal
Lured by loud music & the promise of near-catatonic prey. Lambda Chis taste okay... but if you want a real feast, you gotta find a Kappa Kappa Gamma party during alumni week.