The Seamstress held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 08, 2010 to Friday, February 12, 2010, heartily vanquishing Gordian Nazi to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Child Labor Squad.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Dancing the folk out of your toilet. Clogging the face of Loo and having a great time doing it.