The Seamstress

The Seamstress

Snips out tangles and sews the ends together.

And now you know where Goomba's come from.

The Seamstress held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 08, 2010 to Friday, February 12, 2010, heartily vanquishing Gordian Nazi to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Child Labor Squad.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. love it. this could be a WWII propaganda poster

    Simon | [ a ]

  2. sad nazi =(

    Peyton | [ a ]

  3. Absolutely love the look on the nazi's face.

    madman | [ a ]

  4. I am amazed. And flabbergasted. Who knew that the Goombas had such a long and detailed article on Wikipedia? Who knew?

    Paul | [ a ]

  5. Whoops - I might be late with my reply. I've been very distracted by the blizzard that engulfed the eastern seaboard.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. Seriously. I'm with Paul. Who spent so much time coming up with the info on Goombas?

    James | [ a ]

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