Child Labor Squad

Child Labor Squad

The same quality heroing at one-third the cost!

The Seamstress just couldn't compete. Ninety-nine percent of all hero start-ups fail in their first week. Ninety-nine!

Child Labor Squad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, February 12, 2010 to Monday, February 15, 2010, heartily vanquishing The Seamstress to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lassy.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. they've got 99 problems but the seamstress aint one..

    basqetti | [ a ]

  2. The failure rate of hero start-ups is actually more than 99% since there can only be one successful hero... and you must have killed 200-300 already...

    mary | [ a ]

  3. AHA! But some of them last beyond the first week! I have covered my ass!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. I am infinitely grateful that you have covered your ass - this is a PG-13 site, right?

    Mabande | [ a ]

  5. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

    James | [ a ]

  6. So even lunchtime thriftiness wasn't enough to keep the Von Brownbag Children out of the workhouse?

    Shem | [ a ]

  7. Bless your heart, Shem. I was WAITING for someone to notice!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  8. I love the sock monkey!! how adorable!

    lindsey | [ a ]

  9. Thanks to Shem's observation, Kevin has blown my mind. o.O

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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