Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac

Breaks finely-crafted goods.

No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.

Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, February 25, 2010 to Wednesday, March 03, 2010, heartily vanquishing Carpenter Ant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of HellMütt.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

This stuntman must be very small.
Tombot | [ a ]
Well, Hurk smashes all sorts of well crafted furniture. I'm sure his Stuntman action might involve stepping on the Carpenter Ant's miniature creations.
Linsel | [ a ]
I get it! The doves actually defeated Carpenter Ant. No, wait! The motorcyclist actually defeated Carpenter Ant by inadvertently siccing the doves on Carpenter Ant. No wait! The stained-glass maker actually defeated Carpenter Ant by making such an enticing flame-ringed window for the motorcyclist to crash through? Oh never mind.
Paul | [ a ]
Somehow, I see an insurance agent as his downfall.
Vercalos | [ a ]

The Superest

The Superest was a continually running drawing game between illustrators Kevin Cornell and Matthew Sutter. The rules were simple: