HellMütt
Safety last.
Hurk's final stunt will be to give a slight bout of indigestion as his head passes through the large intestine.
HellMütt held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 03, 2010 to Tuesday, March 09, 2010, heartily vanquishing Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doctor Doom.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
The Expiration Dates
They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.