Grand Finale held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, April 01, 2010 to , heartily vanquishing The Singing Swan to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of .
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin & Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Foils would-be stalkers. No bearded man need fear as long as this young lady flutters above.