Vanquished Hero Shirt
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Vanquished Hero Shirt

Wear the Stink of Humiliating Defeat!

Printed on 100% cotton, American Apparel, Red. Comes in Men's and Women's sizes. "The Superest" is printed on the back. This shirt will attract bulls, so be careful.

Price: $15.00 + shipping
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Additional Information:This item will be shipped by Sutter. Lucky you! It'll be covered in little tiny dachshund hairs and smell like brandy and pipe smoke.

Our Store's Process

Clicking the "Buy Now" button will send you to a secure buying area on If you do not have a paypal account, you can also use a credit card. After a purchase, you will receive a confirmation email from paypal.

You will also receive a confirmation email from Matt or Kevin, regarding the address to ship the item, or any other questions you may have had during the purchase process.

Items will NOT be shipped until you reply to Matt or Kevin's confirmation email.

And Furthermore

The store currently does not support shopping cart functionality. If you want to order more than one of the same shirt, specify the different sizes you'd like under the Add Special Instructions To Seller link (on the paypal transaction page).

If you should place an order for an item that has recently run out, your money will be returned in full. And Sutter will cry.

If you have any questions, feel free to .