Current Champ!

But for how long?

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Kevin & Sutter

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Grand Finale: Ends performances (including, sadly, Matt and Kevin's).
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Sutter

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The Singing Swan: Delays the inevitable with his amazing voice.
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Kevin

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Last Call: Kills the party.
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Sutter

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Sorrow Drowner: Impervious to gloomy predictions.
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Kevin

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Doctor Doom: Predicts "The End".
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Sutter

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HellMütt: Safety last.
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Kevin

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Hercules
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Sutter

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Carpenter Ant: Re-purposes wood
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Kevin

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The Dog Pounder: Pounds dogs flat!
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Sutter

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Lassy: Rescues kids in danger
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Kevin

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Child Labor Squad: The same quality heroing at one-third the cost!
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Sutter

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The Seamstress: Snips out tangles and sews the ends together.
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Kevin

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Gordian Nazi: You can't make straight what you can't untie.
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Sutter

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The Straightener: Straightens all things crooked
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Kevin

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Stage Hook: Removes
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Sutter

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Comedefuser: Defuses explosive situations with comedy.
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Kevin

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Maître Dynamite: Explodes Busboys.
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Sutter

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Bus Boy!: Speedily clears away dirty silverware.
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Kevin

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Omnivore: Eats both plants <em>and</em> animals.
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Sutter

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Dragonion: Blinds eyes with tears.
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Kevin

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Stare-oid: Shrinks balls with his stare.
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Sutter

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The Abdominal Snowman: Aerobicizes away unsightly pounds. The snowman way!
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Kevin

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The Ghost of Christmas Fat: Enemy of svelte and seductive figures.
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Sutter

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Hot Koko: Warms up cold climates.
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Kevin

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North Polar Bear: Catches reindeer with clever camouflage.
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Sutter

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Acid Rain Deer: Burns away metal and flesh.
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Kevin

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The Silent Knight: Suffers no caroling.
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Sutter

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Wassailant: Her delightful caroling forces people to open their doors to their doom.
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Kevin

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Christmas Eve: Puts little boys to bed early.
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Sutter

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The Little Dryer Boy: Dries out all moisture. Pa rum pum pum pum.
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Kevin

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Lew Bricate: Can slick any surface!
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Sutter

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Friction Affliction: Leader of the surface resistance
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Kevin

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Gravitiki: Radiates a force of Pull.
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Sutter

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Spring Break Monster: Irresistible to any sophomore
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Kevin

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Sophomore Album: Ruins musicians' careers
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Sutter

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COaxe Slinger: Blows out speakers with rock!
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Kevin

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Motivational Speaker: Encourages individuality and self-sufficiency.
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Sutter

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Be He Moth: Chews up fabric.
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Kevin

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Doc Docile: Uses his DomestiCape to pacify dangerous gators.
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Sutter

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Tail Gator: Has a ravenous hunger for alcohol-soaked flesh.
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Kevin

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Buster Booster: Wears a super-luxurious mink, seal, and otter fur coat.
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Sutter

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Jerry Curl: His hair makes all surfaces slippery.
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Kevin

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Stampete, The One-Man Herd: Hootenannies set him a-tramplin'.
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Sutter

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The Fondude: Melts cheeses for his wild hootenannies.
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Kevin

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Wonder Rind: Ten times harder than the hardest cheese.
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Sutter

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Harold the Grate: Reduces sponges to a pile of squishy dust.
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Kevin

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Desikkate: Siphons moisture.
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Sutter

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Amphibior: Reverts princes to frogs within seconds of exposure
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Kevin

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Prince Charming: The incontestable bane of step-family.
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Sutter

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Step Dad: With super-grounding abilities! No video games for 6 months!
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Kevin

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Joyless Stick: The thumb's worst enemy.
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Sutter

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Jack Horner: Sticks his massive thumb into any available hole
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Kevin

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Loophole: Cheats laws! (natural or otherwise)
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Sutter

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Will And Testament: Possess an insatiable hunger for rich relatives.
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Kevin

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The Living Expenses: Crusher of dreams... swallower of plans.
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Sutter

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Artist Son: Every Fathers worst nightmare.
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Kevin

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Father Nature: Punishes disobedient critters.
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Sutter

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The Lid Lemur: Renders Tupperware useless by swiping the lids for his nest.
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Kevin

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Tupperwarrior: Impervious to microwaves.
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Sutter

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The Microwave of Mutilation: Turns anything metal into an explosion of sparks
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Kevin

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The Foiler: Banishes foodstuffs to obscurity!
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Sutter

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The Vegang: Fight the use of animals in EVERY form.
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Kevin

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Transmog: Turns chicken into other animals that taste like chicken.
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Sutter

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Party Fowl: Leaves no beverage un-spilled
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Kevin

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Party Animal: Lured by loud music & the promise of near-catatonic prey.
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Sutter

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The Sigmas: Disarming the relevance of anything Greek
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Kevin

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Combustecles: Invented history's first bomb.
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Sutter

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Antique King: Things that enter his holy collection never leave
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Kevin

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Snuffer: Snuffs with vigor.
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Sutter

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Grill Mark: Cooks tacky lawn dwellers: well done.
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Guest Illustrator John Martz

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Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome: Destroys the resale value of entire neighborhoods in seconds.
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Kevin

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Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President: Banishes undesirable grasses.
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Sutter

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Crabby Grass: Chokes out the roots of any plant in his way.
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Kevin

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Pitching Plant: Ensures that young boys keep their singing voices.
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Sutter

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Puberteam: Changing anything comfortable or good to just plain awkward.
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Kevin

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Boy Band Productions Presents: Clean4Teens: Irresistible to teen girls!
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Sutter

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Texas Teany Bopper: Attacks anyone rupturing her delicate surface
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Kevin

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Sound Burier: Nulls noise!
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Sutter

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Falsetto: His pitch shatters glass
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Kevin

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Fermenting Tank: Traps slugs and snails.
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Guest Illustrator Till Lassman

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Super Nail-Eating Snail: Eats your nails when you are asleep.
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Sutter

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Santa Claws: Slays anyone infringing on his chimney turf.
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Kevin

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Chimney Sweep: Cleans out Stovepipe Hats.
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Sutter

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The Diabolical Derailer: No locomotion is safe after a visit from the Diabolical Derailer
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Kevin

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Cow Catcher: Bashes Bulls.
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Sutter

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Janitaur: Mythologically scrubbing and scraping things top to bottom
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Kevin

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The Under Taker: Traps his foes beneath tables.
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Sutter

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The Mighty Boogala: Disgusts dates by hiding under the noses of potential suitors.
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Kevin

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Dehydrodater: Drains moisture from unsuspecting lonely women.
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Sutter

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Debbie Dumped: Her plentiful tears for lost love ruin all things leather.
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Kevin

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Verminatrix: Easily dominates varmints.
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Sutter

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Vertigopher: Dizzying the steadiest of foes into collapse.
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Kevin

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Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World: The <em>only being on Earth</em> able to endure the <em>unrestrained brute force</em> of a swung pillow.
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Sutter

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Pillow Fighter: Creates deadly weapons from the feathers of her foes.
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Kevin

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The Rooster: His caw... brings dawn!
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Sutter

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Night Mayor: Terrorizes the citizens of his town when they fall asleep.
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Kevin

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The Slumbering Giant: Can't stand loud, mechanized noises.
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Sutter

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Lawn Moe: Mows down anything in his way.
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Kevin

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Upchuck: Induces nausea with nausea.
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Sutter

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The Sword Swallower: Blades are only meals to the Sword Swallower.
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Kevin

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Picket Fencer: Thinks the Right To Assemble is wrong.
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Sutter

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Local 696: No bots for human jobs.
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Guest Illustrator Rob Weychert

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Cyborganic: Eradicator of synthetics.
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Kevin

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Spartame: His sweetness is entirely artificial.
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Sutter

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Caffiend: Jittery hands ruin precision jobs
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Kevin

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Surgeon General: Wages an eternal war on smoking.
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Sutter

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Jane Smoker: Her fog confuses and sedates bees.
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Kevin

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Son of Drone: Indefinitely produces a loud, flat tone.
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Sutter

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Barberchop Quartet: Harmonizing at frequencies deadly to barbers.
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Kevin

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Barberbarian: Crudely removes hair.
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Sutter

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The Forest Friends: Melt hearts with their adorability.
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Kevin

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The Heart Worm: Man's best friends' worst enemy.
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Sutter

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Caulie Collie: Gives wrestlers a nasty case of cauliflower ear with his teeth.
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Kevin

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The Suppressor: Wrestles oversized appetites into submission.
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Sutter

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The Competitive Eater: Consumes mass quantities of food in minimal time.
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Kevin

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All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Destroys hourglass figures.
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Sutter

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Hourglass of Hate: Sabotaging computer performance.
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Kevin

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Phisher Man: Easily parts fish from their money.
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Sutter

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Stingy Sturgeon: Never spends a dime
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Kevin

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Austin Auction: Can say anything 10 times fast.
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Sutter

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Tongue Twisters: Tying tongues in twisted tangles
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Kevin

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The Phoneticist: Civilizes even the most wild of creatures.
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Sutter

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Feral Flea: Bites off more than he can chew.
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Kevin

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Wee Kong: Bane of tiny aircraft.
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Sutter

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Diet Pilot: His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within.
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Kevin

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Lady Godiva: Loves all things equestrian, and all things confection.
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Sutter

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Decicorn: Ten times the hooves. Ten times the trampling.
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Kevin

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The Horseshoe King: Can toss up to fifty ringers in ten seconds!
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Sutter

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The Thumber: His charm gets him rides. His slashing loses them.
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Kevin

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Big Wheel: Just keeps rolling.
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Sutter

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Salamandra: Quickly regenerates lost limbs
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Kevin

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Thigh High: His whirling neck-blade can only be ducked under.
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Guest Illustrator Ben Claassen III

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Shrimp on a Barbie: Skewering Aussie hearts
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Sutter

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Down Undercutter: Slashing prices and throats since 1980
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Kevin

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Black Marketeer: Steals items to sell underground for profit.
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Sutter

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Saboteur Successor: Eager to inherit the throne at any cost.
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Kevin

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Queen of Clubs: Beats any Jack, any time.
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Guest Illustrator Ian Corey

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Jack Rummy: Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties.
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Kevin

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Fairy Grandmother: Puts some meat on those bones.
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Sutter

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Femurder: Pummels foes with his fleshless limbs.
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Kevin

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Vulgar Vulture: Ignores scavenger etiquette. Like... waiting until something dies before you eat it.
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Sutter

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The Remainder: Plays dead until the barrage is over then strikes!
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Kevin

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Didi Divide: Surrounds and overwhelms any single individual.
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Sutter

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Rick O'Shea is The Deflector: Turning projectiles against their owners
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Kevin

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Fallen Archer: Verily! Thine foot doth he vex and only!
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Sutter

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Mr. McCandz: Fights with his feet not with his hands
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Kevin

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Thumb Gremlin: Steals your thumbs while you sleep.
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Sutter

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Midwife: Snipping cords of all shapes and sizes
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Kevin

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The Cord Marshal: Commands extension cords.
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Sutter

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General Contractor: Rebuilding and rebilling
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Kevin

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Wrecking Paul: Now I am become Paul, destroyer of buildings.
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Sutter

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KillOWatt: Never remembers to turn off its many headlights.
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Kevin

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Alkalion: King of the Batteries.
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Sutter

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Squall: Providing massive power outages
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Kevin

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Drysperado: Wanted: for unlawful shrinking of clothing.
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Sutter

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Sweat Threat: His many sweatbands swallow moisture.
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Guest Illustrator Ian Corey

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Hugh Midity: Always surrounded by a cloud of moisture.
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Kevin

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Starch Duke Ferdinand: Manifests a stifling stiffness.
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Sutter

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The Bends: Contort their way around trouble
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Kevin

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Sea Miner: His cleverly-placed mines will sink any enemy ship!
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Sutter

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Fuzzy: Adorably unhuggable
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Kevin

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Aunt Olympia: Her smothering affection will take your breath away.
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Sutter

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Lung Lad: Look! Who's that inhaling harmful winds?
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Kevin

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Spin Doctor: His destructive cyclones make any scandal old news.
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Sutter

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P.R. Scandal: Prepare reputation for besmirching
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Kevin

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Governor Mercy: Grants pardons aplenty!
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Sutter

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Extreme Measures: You must be at least this tall to live
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Kevin

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Jealous Jockey: Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn.
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Sutter

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Metro Gnome: Calming angry tempos
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Kevin

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Allegrissimo: Speeds musicians up to dangerously-fast tempos.
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Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner

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Lulling Lute: Pacifies, then pulverizes.
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Sutter

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The Aching Head: Loud sounds send him into an uncontrollable rage.
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Kevin

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Jacques Hammer: Scourge of aggregate stonework and crusty breads.
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Sutter

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The Hulking Load: He will burden you with his ballast.
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Kevin

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Bodhisattva Yogi: Never touches ground.
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Sutter

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Kline the Landmine: Be careful where you dig...
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Kevin

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Dashing Delver: Digs holes at superhuman speed!
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Sutter

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Leatherback the tortoise with more(tas): Slowly and steadily outsmarting the competition.
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Kevin

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Hare-2-O: Sprays watery mist from his ears... and has four times the normal luck!
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Sutter

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Tear Cat: Breaking mobs with bad luck and tear gas
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Kevin

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The Superstitious Villagers: Every Mad Doctor's nightmare.
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Sutter

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Doctor Constipator: Creating constipation concoctions.
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Kevin

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The Beetlemaster: His army of dung beetles will divide and conquer.
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Sutter

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FertEliza: Grows stronger healthier vegetation in no time flat
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Kevin

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Shrinking Violet: Reduces intimidatingly-sized vegetation to normal.
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Guest Illustrator Ian Corey

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Cacto: Hes got a spine with your name on it.
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Sutter

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Lily Livered Lenny: Spineless through and through.
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Kevin

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Dr Ted, Chiropractor: De-hunches the hunched.
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Sutter

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The Hunchback of Middle High: Steals bells before they can sound.
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Kevin

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The False Alarmers: An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers.
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Sutter

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Mr. Carvers Biology Class: Chapter 8: Pig dissection
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Kevin

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Avaricious Oinksly: Covets any spare change.
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Sutter

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The Copper Coppers: Busting up vacuums and making a really awful noise in the process.
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Kevin

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Vic Hume: The Human Vacuum.
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Sutter

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Opus Rumpus the one man band: Drowning out all other sounds
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Kevin

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Antler Enchanter: Leads all the antlers out of town.
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Sutter

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The Hat Racker: Putting head-toppers under head stones.
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Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner

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Fallout Fedora: Impressive coifs should fear this toxic topper.
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Kevin

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Shredlock: Paper goes in, trash comes out!
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Sutter

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The Reamer: Bigger hands means more paper cuts.
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Kevin

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The Diabolical Fists of Little Richie Hawkins: No toy can withstand those massive hams!
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Sutter

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Boppo: Tip him and he'll tip you back
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Kevin

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The Tipper: Upsets the off-balance.
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Sutter

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Righty Tighty: Heroically and compulsively turning things off.
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Kevin

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Liam Lium: Emits a constant stream of helium gas.
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Sutter

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The Drone: Bores dates into submission
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Kevin

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The Expiration Dates: They love you and leave you... for dead.
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Guest Illustrator Burton Durand

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Tartar Martyrs: Willing to give their lives to destroy all things
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Sutter

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Teddy Slane: Plush game hunter
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Kevin

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Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize: Ambushes unsuspecting carnival workers.
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Sutter

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Arnie Carney: Uses any rings he can find for his games.
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Kevin

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Holy Holer: Drilling holes by the bucketfull.
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Guest Illustrator Anni Betts

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The Jani-Tormentor and his Bucket of Destruction: Shorting out complex machines during the night shift!
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Sutter

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Dr Neil and his Smallenating Ray: Uses science to create bug sized gas masks.
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Kevin

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Didi Tee: Kills all manner of pests!
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Sutter

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The Prophylactick: When you find yourself in a hot spot call on the Prophylactick.
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Kevin

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Claparella: A single clap brings the most handsome of heroes regret and discomfort.
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Sutter

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Phenomenalbert: You can't improve on perfection.
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Kevin

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Reality Makeover Squad: Will hold inappropriately-dressed woman captive for <em>hours</em>.
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Sutter

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Cavi Tease: Lures unsuspecting vampires to bite him and get tooth decay.
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Kevin

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The Pollen Count: No bee can resist his allure!
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Sutter

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Fumble Bee: Clumsy enough to bumble through ANY safety precaution.
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Guest Illustrator Mark Bixby

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Safe T. Reg: You can't fight bureaucracy!
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Kevin

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Carb Cutter: Your health is at risk!
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Sutter

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Pretzeled Pete: Salty through and through.
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Kevin

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Sugar Suck: Removes every last bit of sweetness from food. Rendering it inedible.
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Sutter

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Marmalady: Gathering the world's jars for her delicious preserves.
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Guest Illustrator Dave Montes

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Captain Captivity: Compelled to capture every creature in the cosmos in incommodious containers.
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Kevin

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Sea Fellow: Appears out of any water to jump through hoops.
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Sutter

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The Human Hole: To him, solid objects are but air.
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Kevin

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Wind Breaker: Can withstand any gale.
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Sutter

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Stiff Breeze: Just the right wind to extinguish your flame and goose your bumps
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Guest Illustrator Anton Peck

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The Pyro: Views gas as an opportunity to make a light meal.
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Kevin

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Mr. Fantastic Feathers, Canary Incredible: Easily survives the harshest tunnel gas.
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Sutter

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Carpal Tunneler: Chiseling your hands useless.
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Kevin

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Number Cruncher: Math just got a lot tougher.
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Sutter

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Die Chart: Predator of the cubicle plains.
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Guest Illustrator Britt Spencer

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The Lackey: Stumbles into work regardless of obvious sickness.
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Kevin

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Hay Fever: Clogs the precious flow of sinus liquids.
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Sutter

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Happy Hour: No teamster can resist Happy Hour
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Kevin

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Titanium Team: Metallion: No barb can penetrate his metallic skin! Paulie & Jeff: Operate the forklift that moves Metallion around.
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Sutter

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Prick: Don't get punctured by the poking pins of Prick
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Guest Illustrator Varick Rosete

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Monsieur Masseur: Turns panic into pleasure with his magical touch — the C'est la vie Thérapie
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Kevin

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Deadline: His aura of panic halves brain capacity by... uh... half.
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Sutter

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Gray Matters: Moving things faster and safer with his superior and bountiful brain power.
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Kevin

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The Mover: Easily destroys fragile goods.
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Sutter

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The Spitting Image: Reflecting your failure back at you.
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Kevin

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Paparazzo: Ruins the credibility of the most powerful entertainers.
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Sutter

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Ztainlezz Zteel: These rhymes wont rust
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Kevin

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Lord Byron Oxide: Poetry that destroys metal.
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Sutter

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GuilloTeen: Captivating and decapitating
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Kevin

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Roticia: Rotates heads every couple of minutes.
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Sutter

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Son of the Eclipse: Stare too long and you'll never stare again.
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Kevin

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Deodoreyes: Replaceable eyes fight tough odor! Refill every 1-2 weeks for maximum freshness.
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Sutter

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The Reeking Havoc: You can't discipline the stench of chaos.
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Kevin

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Discipline Duo: Battling Bullies Forever.
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Sutter

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The Bully Brothers: Crashing parties, smashing dorks.
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Kevin

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Birthday Squad: Turns horses and ponies into a humiliating ride.
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Sutter

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Hell Horse: Steals your voice
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Kevin

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The Nag: Agitates the most serene foes until they come to blows.
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Sutter

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Anger Manager: He quells and calms the angriest villains
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Kevin

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Mad Cow: Contaminates cooks and their food.
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Sutter

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Chef Lupo: Shepherds Pie is his specialty.
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Kevin

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Super Shepherd: Can herd anything with hooves.
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Sutter

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Conden Satyr: His cooling touch turns gas into liquid
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Kevin

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The Evapo Raiders: Vaporizes even the most volatile teams.
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Sutter

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Turpen Team: Thinning out the competition.
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Kevin

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Lady Lacquer: Immune to the seduction of saturation.
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Sutter

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Soggubus: Makes everything soggier.
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Kevin

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Serial Filler: Ruthlessly slaughters marshmallows to refill his cereal box.
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Sutter

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Miss Marshmallower: Gumming things up with her insatiable need for people to enjoy her kind
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Kevin

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The Poking Sirens: Lures do-gooders to a watery grave with sensual prodding and jabbing.
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Sutter

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Headless Horse and Man: Aimlessly helping those in need
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Kevin

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Quack Sawbones: Hasn't met a psychotic that a good lobotomy couldn't fix.
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Sutter

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Psycho Psychic: Channels spirits to torture them
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Kevin

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Game Show Ghost: Needs exact answers or you lose — your life!
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Guest Illustrator Jim Horwat

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The Approxi Mates: Pummelers of all things precise.
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Sutter

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The Metrics: Have no use for feet.
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Kevin

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Sinister Swapper: Replaces right feet with left feet.
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Sutter

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The Clogger: Dancing the folk out of your toilet.
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Kevin

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The Loo Beast: Only emerges to snatch heads during swirlies.
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Sutter

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Billy Goodsport: Believes everything is done
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Kevin

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Mr. & Ms. Chievous Whim: Severely inhibit knife safety.
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Sutter

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Scout Boy: With knot tying badge of merit!
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Kevin

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Pus In Boots: No joints... and eight times the kicking power of a normal octopus!
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Sutter

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Arthur Ritus: Traumatizing your joints.
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Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner

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Shaolin Spinster: Master of the
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Kevin

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The League of Virgins: Their purity is a surety.
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Sutter

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Volcanica: Through his veins flows lava yet through his heart flows hate.
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Kevin

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Sample Simon: Can quickly identify anyone, regardless of clever disguise.
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Sutter

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False Face: The master of deception providing disguise for those in need.
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Kevin

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Inferno Affairs: Melts down crooked law enforcement officers.
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Sutter

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The Swatter: Taking out flies with astounding speed and agility.
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Kevin

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Venus Fly Trap: Lures bug enthusiasts to a fate worse than death!
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Sutter

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The Entomologist: Always on the lookout for new specimens.
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Kevin

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The Termite: Feasts on wooden things.
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Sutter

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Babe Ruthless: Practices his hitting on airborne objects.
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Kevin

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Lord Aleaping: Easily leaps over any projectile.
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Sutter

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Hellbent Horner: Lays down the law with his wind powered gun.
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Kevin

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Hurricandy Cane: Twirls candy canes to create epic-force winds.
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Sutter

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The Wrapping Vapor: The Wrapping Vapor will obscure your vision.
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Kevin

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Alarm Angel: Foils would-be stalkers.
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Sutter

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The Stalking Stuffer: Follows people and chokes them with their own beards.
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Kevin

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Father Trismus: Binds your jaws closed while you sleep.
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Sutter

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Corrosive Ex-con: Burned through his cell bars to settle a score with the man who put him there
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Guest Illustrator Rory Walker

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The Vice: Clamping down on life's lies and ho's.
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Kevin

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Cosmic Hookers: Careening through space in their Hookship
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Sutter

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The Toothed Wormhole: What goes in... doesn't come out.
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Kevin

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Time-Traveling Chimp: He's not near as interested with the past as he is with the FUTURE!
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Guest Illustrator Jim Jones

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The Creationist: Evidence Schmevidence.
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Sutter

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Vegedon: A herbivore with an insatiable appetite for the cork oak tree
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Kevin

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The Corkslinger: Plugs up excreting holes with well-aimed corks.
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Sutter

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The Shampooer: Excretes the highest quality shampoo.
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Kevin

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The Head Louse: Turns beautiful hair scuzzy.
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Sutter

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Lariat Lucy: Escape on the luscious locks of Lariat Lucy
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Kevin

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Curfew: Lets no one wander outside past 3pm.
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Guest Illustrator Ryan Terry

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Trick Or Treater: Taking the world's candy... one door at a time!
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Sutter

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Candy Dandy: Spoiling children's appetites
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Kevin

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Goldilocks: Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others.
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Sutter

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Mr. Groat: Breathes only oatmeal on his feline hunts.
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Guest Illustrator Jeff Bandelin

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Micro Cat: IM IN UR BLOOD VESSELS BREATHIN ALL UR OXYGEN.
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Kevin

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Sigmund & Rory: Skilled "Big Cat" subjugators.
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Sutter

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Lion X: Uses his X-ray specs to find things to maul
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Kevin

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Figleif: Uses his many shields to cover up danger.
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Sutter

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Nude Squad: Concerned only with Mother Nature's fashions.
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Kevin

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The Fashion Mimics: Adding Class to high fashion — "Middle-Class".
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Guest Illustrator Niff Nicholls

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The Spoiled Heiress: This week snake-skin is IN.
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Sutter

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Cassanova Cobra: Deadly charming
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Kevin

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The Sexy Zookeeper: Highest "Mating-In-Captivity" success rate amongst all the nation's zoos.
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Sutter

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The Birds and the Bees: Creating father/son rifts through awkward conversation.
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Kevin

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Hyper Team: Tim (son): Hyper-Sensitive to his Body Odor. Ted (dad): Hyper-Litigious.
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Sutter

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Co-Eddie: Obsessed with the cleanliness of others.
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Kevin

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The Penitent: His public tarring just didn't feel humiliating enough.
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Sutter

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The Human Feather: Prepare to be thrown slightly off-balance by The Human Feather!
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Kevin

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Ladderus: Hurls debris at his enemies while perched atop his Ladder of Doom.
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Sutter

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Sweaty Palmer: Drenching you in Fear! ...and sweat.
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Kevin

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Xplode: Has Xciting supply of illegal fireworks.
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Guest Illustrator Jon Burgerman

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Bored Office BersWerker: "I drink ten cups a day. Your tea is no match for me!!!"
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Sutter

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Teavil: Nanny's tea time just got bloody painful.
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Kevin

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Nanny Sod-Off: Advocates strict, even-handed discipline.
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Sutter

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Kid Zombie: The attention span of a kid. The bitey-ness of a zombie.
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Kevin

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Dr. Empathy: Employs mind-bending therapeutic listening powers.
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Sutter

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Capn' Skard: His sole mission in life is to avenge his partner's Kraken death!
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Kevin

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The Floor Kraken: Makes misrolled objects disappear!
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Guest Illustrator Stan

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d20: Doesn't roll for Damage, only Death.
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Guest Illustrator Ian Corey

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The Stork Orc: Him terminate birth in that theological grey area.
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Kevin

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Baby New Year: Kills calendars every January 1st.
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Sutter

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Killer Kitty Calendar: Lies in wait on The Secretary's movable wall.
Drawn By:

Kevin

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Shelly the Efficient Secretary: Preternatural File Detection skills.
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Sutter

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File Cake: Sneaks in the files — breaks out the felons.
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Kevin

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The Warden: No plant can survive 30 days in the hole.
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Sutter

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The Shiv Cactus: Enjoys direct light, high heat, and bloodlust.
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Kevin

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Glowbo: Over-exposes film with his penetrative Glowbobeam™.
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Sutter

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The Silent Film Director: Despises temptations of the ear.
Drawn By:

Kevin

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The Foley Brothers: Making annoying noises ABOVE ground.
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Guest Illustrator Wally Torta

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The Baffler: Travels the countryside laying sound-proof, foam squares to protect the populace from unwanted, underground noise.
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Sutter

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The Underminer: Tunnels to potential prankees and warns them.
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Kevin

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The Prankster: Replaces everyday objects with hilarious rubber facsimiles.
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Sutter

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Forge Smith: Pounding any metal he can find into paper clips.
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Kevin

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Poachbot 12-P6: The deadliest mechanical-monster poaching poaching mechanical-monster known to all of mechanical-monster kind.
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Guest Illustrator Andy & Dan Havens

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Ramboni: Flattens all ice.
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Sutter

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Isaac Coles: Freezes gum off of any surface!
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Kevin

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Bubba Hubba: Litters the world with a gummy, sticky residue.
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Sutter

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The Boot Brute: No obstacle is unkickable to The Boot Brute
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Kevin

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Obstacle Force: Look out, Evil!
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Sutter

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Blind Neddie: He is worthless to the armed forces.
Drawn By:

Kevin

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The Charismatic Recruiter: He used to be just like you...
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Guest Illustrator John Martz

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Doug, The Slacker Next Door: Instantly charms all oppressed teenage girls.
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Sutter

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Over Protective Parent: <u>Never</u> leaves its children alone.
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Kevin

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Fun Uncle Stu: Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around!
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Sutter

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Screamin' Sara Jenkins: Routinely wakes up for a drink of water and catches burglars.
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Kevin

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Phillip LePhipp: Competitive Burgling World-Record Holder (1998-Present)
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Sutter

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The Iron Cabinet: Filing away your documents... forever!
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Kevin

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The Magma Carta: Limits the rights of the Monarchy, while instantly vaporizing plastic.
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Sutter

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Queen Zip of the Loch: Heavily taxing plastic sandwich bags.
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Kevin

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The Von Brownbag Children: Bring lunch to school EVERY day.
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Sutter

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Mr. Jellyhead: Can absorb any impact.
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Kevin

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The Asteroid: Detour or not... he's gonna HIT!
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Sutter

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The Detour Raptor: Finding you a safer way.
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Guest Illustrator Rob Weychert

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The Pothole: Capable of knocking anyone off the wagon.
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Kevin

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Detoxitron: Featuring REVOLUTIONARY 12-Step Program.
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Sutter

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Alco-Hal: Draining the World's hairspray supply because he can't afford real alcohol.
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Kevin

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Betty Luke: Gettin' by just fine without any taste.
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Sutter

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The Taste Burglar: Stealing your taste buds in the night.
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Kevin

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The Deep Friar: Makes Everything taste Good!
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Sutter

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Brocco-Lee: Taste bitter defeat when you oppose Brocco-Lee!
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Kevin

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6 Year-Old Girl: Can throw a Tea Party anywhere!
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Sutter

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Albinis: Albinis the eyeless, albino tortoise
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Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner

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The Chlorinatrix: Through deep concentration he instills a blinding fear.
Drawn By:

Kevin

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The Pro Swimmer: Completely devoid of hair... and FEAR!
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Sutter

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Hot-shave Carl: Ever meet a Ring Leader <em>without</em> a mustache that was worth a damn?
Drawn By:

Kevin

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The Ring Leader: So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.
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Sutter

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Hyuky Laffenjoke: He can find hilarity in any story!
Drawn By:

Kevin

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Ben Soilperocks-Hyde: Hours and Hours of dry conversation.
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Sutter

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Albert McAcne: Putting blemishes all over that pretty face of yours.
Drawn By:

Kevin

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The Old Schoolmate: Easily tears down any self-esteem built up since High School.
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Sutter

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Someone: He's not no one.
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Kevin

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The Unopposinator: Will win every battle, provided there's absolutely NO opposition at all.

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