Thumb Gremlin held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, August 12, 2008 to Tuesday, August 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Midwife to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. McCandz.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Vaporizes even the most volatile teams. The only thing Turpen Team will be fighting from now on are oxygen and nitrogen molecules. And trace amounts of argon and carbon dioxide.